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Ringo Van Halen
Artist | Student | Literature
United States
I HATE EVERY ONE OF YOU except for the ones I like!
Well, I've been meaning to type this journal entry out a long time ago but uh...  I've pretty much been putting it off for no particular reason at all, but I feel now is the best time to post this than ever so I'll give it a shot!

Why has this page been neglected over the past year or so?  Well, school and work are the reasons to blame.  I've went back to pursuing my masters, and while doing this I've been working as well, and the combination of the two has sapped my energy to work on my stories and left me with little time to add content for here.  I really apologize for not saying anything sooner, but I can't really explain why I haven't said anything until now other than laziness.  So yeah, I have been mostly lurking around lately.  It would be dishonest to say I've left or I play on leaving my DA forever, since I can't really say that I won't add anything to this page again, but I'm not sure when or what I will add! 

I do have about a month of summer break coming up, and to be honest I have been considering doing a short round of commissions to help get back into practice and to accrue some extra pocket change but they probably won't be for very large stories - I am aiming for about 7-8 pages for each, so about...  2500-3000 wordsish?  That might be a bit limiting, but I don't think I'll be able to give anything much bigger than that a good job.  I'll post more details as the end of my semester approaches!

But yeah, don't expect me to vanish entirely for now... that will probably come in three years when I start my rotation and all!  Just for now know that I am over your shoulder, watching and guiding you, and hoping you will draw more fat fanart of Roxie because she is waifu.

Good lucky everyone.
  • Listening to: Valkyries' New Ride - Samael
  • Reading: your mind
  • Watching: your thoughts
  • Playing: Pokemon Shuffle
  • Eating: nothin
  • Drinking: nothin
Tagged by :iconosakatan:

1) Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag three people  
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own. so, it's like the oc of the person who tagged you is asking questions?

Chosen OC's name:

Rinko Hoshiou!

1) What gender are you?

Girl as girl can girl!

2) What is your age?

Old enough to drive but not enough to drink!

3) Do you want a hug?

Well of course yes, do you have a hug for me?

4) Do you have any bad habits?

I tend to get distracted looking at squishy people...  Is that REALLY a bad habit though?

5) What is your favorite food?

CAKE! Or Ice cream! OR BOTH!

6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Birthday cake!  Best of both worlds.

7) Are you good-looking?

I'm pretty as pretty can be!

8) Have you killed anyone?


9) Do you hate anyone?

Nah, I just wanna spread the looove!

10) Do you have any secrets?

That's a secret!

11) What is your favorite season?

Summer, because everyone with big butts wears small shorts!

12) Who are your best friends?

I baby sit some real cuties, do they count?

13) What are your hobbies?

Hanging out at the ice cream shop watching people enjoy their food!

14) Have you ever cross-dressed?

I actually make a convincing boy~

15) When is your birthday?

June first!

16) What age did you die?

Well if I died I don't think I'd be taking this quiz right now, right?

17) Are you nice or mean?

So nice~

18) What do you think of your creator?

He needs to quit taking so long to write things *grumble*

19) What is your weakness?

Before and after weight loss pics :(

20) How long can you stay under water?

Not really long, blah.

21) What do you do on a regular day basis?

Walk around town, take care of the kiddies for extra spending money, think about squishy folks :Dd

22) Do you love someone?

Maybe I have someone, maybe not~

23) Does that person love you back? Wink/Razz

Iunno! Could you ask them for me?

24) Do you like the person you stole this meme from?

A really good and cute and good friend!

25) What do you consider fun in the day time?


26) At night?


27) What sort of physique do you have?

Tall and slim, though I'll gladly change that :D

28) Do you like your body?

It'd be nice if I had more body.

29) What mood are you in?

Feeling alllll right

30) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your crush for 2 days straight. What would you do?

Hopefully we have some games we can play together, that'd be fun!  That, or we could feed each other until we burst out >:D

31) Wow, really?

Well if there wasn't anything to do there we'd probably get bored eventually :o!

32) What is your place of origin?

Across the seeeea

33) Large or small family?

Smally small

34) What's the origin of your name?

Something about RNG-Ko, whatever that's supposed to mean!

35) Do you have a phobia?

Diets! Boooo

36) Piercing/tattoos?

I wear some cute earrings!  I have a nice collection of them.

39) If you could say one thing to your creator right now, anything at all, what would it be?

Be less lazy!

41) Say you were locked in a room with the person you hated most for a full day. What would you do to pass the time?

Sing something really annoying until they go crazy!

42) What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you?

I got caught streaking through a fat camp once, does that count?

43) What do you like most about your crush?

It's fun to get fat with them :D

44) Do you think anyone has a crush on you?

I really really hope so!

45) What is, in your eyes, the best characteristic about yourself?

I'm totally cute~

46) What's the most embarrasing thing that has ever happened to you?

That time when they caught me streaking through a fat camp D:

47) What would you do today if you knew the world would end tomorrow?
Eat eat and eat until I'm too fat to even speak!

48) How do you want to be remembered after dying?

As buffet queen!

49) Anything else you'd like to say to these people?

Keep on jiggling folks!

50) Well, that's about it for now i guess

So do I get a 50 dollar gift card for doing this?


Do I get more gift cards for referrals? 
( :iconslash-pseudo: :icondwarfpriest: :iconfrozensolvent:)
  • Listening to: Oil Ocean Zone
  • Reading: your mind
  • Watching: your thoughts
  • Playing: Kirby Triple Deluxe
  • Eating: Donuts
  • Drinking: Coffee
So yeah I'm still here on the net lately, and I apologize for not having written much lately but for the most part I really haven't been up to writing and have been busy otherwise, though I'm still around.  Depending on what happens I may try to get some more writing, but I'm not sure whether it will be larger stories or smaller ones.  Only time will tell!

Also for the time being I'm not taking commissions;  I have a hard enough time writing my own stories so it's tough to write the ideas of others even when money is involved!
  • Listening to: One Gun - Lamb of God
  • Reading: your mind
  • Watching: your thoughts
  • Playing: Animal Crossing New Leaf
  • Eating: Sub sandwich
  • Drinking: Mt Dew Kickstart
Thanks for to playing
  • Listening to: Striving For a Piece of Lucifer - Darkthrone
  • Reading: your mind
  • Watching: your thoughts
  • Playing: 9 Doors 9 Persona 9 Hours
  • Eating: Cheesecake
  • Drinking: Milk
I've decided that I'm going to open up another set of 3 commissions.  I have a bit more free time anyway and a little bit more money never hurt anyone, so I'll give this a shot!  The rules are the same as in my past journals.  Send me a note if you want a slot as well as how many pages you want and you can get a slot in line.  The rates are as seen below;

3 pages - 7 dollars
5 pages - 12
10 pages - 22
15 pages - 30
20 pages - 38

If you do request one of these and I go over the number of pages you requested you will only be charged as much as you asked for, since I do have a habit of rambling on and may go over some!  And don't worry about paying until after I finish the product; I want to make sure the client is happy with what they're receiving before I money is exchanged.

But yeah, THREE SLOTS.  Buy em!  Make me write your dreams!
  • Listening to: Striving For a Piece of Lucifer - Darkthrone
  • Reading: your mind
  • Watching: your thoughts
  • Playing: 9 Doors 9 Persona 9 Hours
  • Eating: Cheesecake
  • Drinking: Milk

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cartoonking1 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2016
Hope you had a good Newyear. :)
Phat94 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks so much for watching me <3
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karatelincoln Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2015
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COOLY52 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2015
Honored to a receive a watch from ya~!
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MrWhiteShin Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015
Hey friend! Sorry bout the lack of contact I promise it isn't anything personal. It appears Yahoo has disabled my account and such...they mentioned account compromise etc...etc...
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Slash-Pseudo Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Stop faving my bad doodles you'll scare the neighbours.
DarrenDazza Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
I know this is coming out of the blue, but could you please take a look at my first fatfiction. it would mean a lot if I could get feedback from someone who is an experienced writer. thanks man
squarewave29 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the watch!
FoxFireV Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015
Excuse me, sir? You dropped your ball.

The ball. Yeah, it's this real.
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CresentDelma Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
How you been?
gamerjohn022691 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I've seen an old artwork of yours of a fattened Tiff from the Kirby series on Animexpansion. Can I edit it?

The art in question:…
White-Jacketed-Fool Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you kind sir for the watch! ^^
Though I swear I was watching you...
Well let's fix that! : P
Slash-Pseudo Featured By Owner May 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
We need more data about Nekoles Ass!
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Bakuformerhanamanime Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Clap Sorry. I didn't mean that but let's be friends okay
Bakuformerhanamanime Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Kahuurinzan Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks for watching (=^ω゚)
cartoonking1 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
Hope you had a great Christmas and New Years.  :)
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segaman4 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013
read tenchi based fanfics/
cartoonking1 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
Hi, How are you?
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Slash-Pseudo Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
What if you're not the Realrng and the last year has been some sort of bizarre dream sequence?
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cartoonking1 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
After reading your Paper Mario WG story again I found this and thought you might like it :)…
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cartoonking1 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013
Hi :)
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TheSwedishElf Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
Hey there, just wondering how the new Freya+Eiko content is coming along. I'm ready to pay whenever, just remind me what your Paypal is.
Shinuto Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Would you mind checking out the first chapter to my new story? I don't think its as good as the one you did in terms of writing and characterization, you'll understand my words here when you see it.
Shinuto Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hows you doing? Im trying to write a new story!
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